I had a very beautiful Liss!time last night, I took one of those stupid white roses into the bath, I took off all the petals (HAVE YOU EVER PEELED THE PETALS OFF OF A ROSE ONE BY ONE?! IT TURNS INTO A SHARP POINT WHEN YOU GET HALFWAY THROUGH. I NEVER KNEW THAT. I LOVE IT, I LOVE IT. THE SYMBOLOGY. That underneath this unfolding beauty there's ( Read more... )

Liss → Mom.
Subject: CAN I HAVE THIS
PLZ PLZ PLZ BECAUSE I'M ON THE DEAN'S LIST? i checked my bank and i has no monies but I want it SO BAD
http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/index.php?v=usa_house_charitytees


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OH MY GOD.OKAY, SO. Remember how earlier today, Star magazine told us that Lisa was pregnant, and I got excited, and then her rep said it was a lie, and I got really sad? Well, World of Wonder got in touch with her today and she emailed them back. YOU GUYS. SHE IS BLAMING. THE PREGNANCY THING. ON SARAH. FUCKING PALIN. THIS IS THE EMAIL SHE SENT ( Read more... )

I GOT AN EMAIL - "DID YOU DIE? DID THEY ACTUALLY KILL YOU FOR REALZ? I AM GENUINELY CONCERNED RIGHT NOW. I SPENT A MASSIVE TEN MINUTES SHOWERING, GETTING DRY AND PUTTING ON PYJAMAS AND THERE'S NO SIGN OF YOU. I AM WORRIED THAT THEY KILLED YOU, AND THAT WOULD BE SAD, BUT HONESTLY THERE'S NO BETTER WAY TO GO, IS THERE?"

FOR THE RECORD? I AM DEAD. ( Read more... )

I hate email forwards, but this one is useful - READ IT:

This lady has changed her habit of how she lists her names on her mobile phone after her handbag was stolen. Her handbag, which contained her cell phone, credit card, wallet...etc....was stolen. 20 minutes later when she called her hubby, from a pay phone telling him what had happened, hubby ( Read more... )

OH good god, I haven't been this upset over a grade in years, probably ( Read more... )

I got an email from my mom with that as the subject line. And this was the attachment:

- ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ - ♥ -

Thank you all, for the best birthday EVAR!When Lissie showed me her LJ, it made me cry. You are all so wonderful. It makes me want to get a LJ just to have friends like you. You guys get some of the credit of making Lissie who she is ( Read more... )

WEIRD YOU GUYS. So I was JUST thinking about Paula Abdul ( i dont really think of her 24/7 anymore, so this actually is kind of cool/weird), and all of the sudden, Tiny Dancer came on the radio in the cafeteria here. AND IT WAS SO CUTE. And i got giddy a little bit ( Read more... )